Things that Bite Mike.......

I got to talking to my wife and we started to chuckle at the numerous beasts that have bit or attempted to bite me. Apparently I am not the swiftest boat in the fleet as I get bite often even after the huge signs saying "Do Not Touch".. So without further ado here is the list to date:

Bitten by:

Penguin
Dogs
- pug
- Shepard
- rotty
- puffs of fluff...unknown what they were..just bitey little jerks
- poodles
- border collie
- pom
- wiener dog
Cat
Bearded Dragon
Ferret
Rat
Mouse
Guinea Pig
Horse
Spiders
Wasps
Bees
Hornets
Mosquito
Fleas
Ticks
Garter Snake
Bear - hehe
Fish:
- cod
- trout
- some weird little black things in a creek in Alberta
Leeches
Crab -
Crayfish - another pinchey pincher
Goat
Cow
Sheep
Pigs - watch them, they are dangerous!
Swan
Goose
Rooster
Chicken
Meal worm


Almost Bitten by:

Piranha - pet store I was playing with a fish... derp!
Llama's - they are always on the ready to get me !
Scorpion - Paige's lovely pet
Tarantula - I know I have been by spiders but this would be an epic bite! Again Paige's pet
Parrot - I know he was thinking it...